Thursday, July 23, 2009

"From the mind of Stroker Dallas' Rick Fairless....."

I don't usually dog on another builder's ideas - variety is the spice of life, to each his own, etc. etc. But, I have to make an exception here. What the fuck was Rick Fairless thinking? Do you wake up in the morning, and say..."Man, I can't get this out of my head, I just have to build it!".

On a positive side, it's designed for a 300 series tire, and it only costs $4,999.00 for the bare frame (you do get the axle covers, though). Man, nothing would do more for your self-image with the ladies, or wowing the bros at the next bike night, than riding in on a bike that looks like you're going down the road hugging a huge flacid penis with a ballsack dragging behind you.

14 comments:

Chris K said...

When I first saw the title and photo, I thought what?!... then was very relieved to read where you were going with this.

I'm really tired of all the over the top latest swoopy doopy beach ball tired drop seat gimmick bikes. Why even bother using an old fashioned H-D motor in them?

You really can't improve on the basic old H-D rigid frame. Besides, I like gas and oil tanks.

That final statement is great. Maybe he just needs to make that big back "bone" curve up instead.

drsprocket said...

I always wonder, "If this is the answer what was the question?" Just because you can doesn't mean you should. I guess I'm to old. I just don't get it or do I want to. Later, you two.

Richie said...

But it....
I can't....
It just.....
What the.....

BCM said...

Very justified Dogging.

Thee Cormans said...

i would have sex with this.

KNO said...

ahaha,, love the way you tear it apart!1

Chris said...

Bwaaaahahahaha!
Thanks. I needed that.

Cicero deGuzman Jr. said...

Even worse, is that he didn't find that in idea "in his head".

http://www.confederate.com/wraith/

missinglink said...

To be fair , it actually looks like a semi~flacid penis , with someones front gate welded to it.

ohitson said...

I'll be honest... from the small pic I couldn't quite figure out what it even was. Ugh.

Lonnie C. said...

I'm almost sure the next time we see one of these it will be in some bike magazine.......

Wait a minute, is that four thousand nine hundred and ninety nine..........dollars........?

Seriously?

boogieman said...

At first I thought, thats sort of a neat idea, then I read the flaccid penis thing and it clicked. LOL it truly would look like you were riding a giant donger.

Neil said...

Maybe it it just a joke to see if someone would buy one. Maybe?

J-Rod said...

Rick needs go lay off of the acid.